Brown the beef (don’t rush this step). Heat a 6-quart pot or Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add the ground beef (1 1/2 pounds) and cook until deeply browned with crispy edges, about 5–7 minutes. Do not drain unless using high-fat beef. Browning well adds that classic “griddled burger” flavor.
Sauté aromatics + tomato paste
Add the diced onion (1/2 cup); cook 3–4 minutes until softened. Add garlic (1 tablespoon) and tomato paste (1 tablespoon); cook 1 minute until fragrant and slightly darkened.
Build the sauce
Stir in ketchup (3 tablespoons), mustard (3 tablespoons), smoked paprika (1 teaspoon), steak seasoning (1 tablespoon), Worcestershire (1 tablespoon), and pickle juice (1-2 teaspoons). Add milk (2 cups), beef broth (2 cups), and Better Than Bouillon (2 teaspoons), stirring until the bouillon fully dissolves. Then stir in the tomatoes with their juice (1 can).
Add the pasta + simmer
Add the elbow macaroni (1 pound) and bring to a gentle boil. Reduce to medium and cook 6–8 minutes, stirring often so the pasta doesn’t stick.
Undercook the pasta by about 3 minutes from package directions — it will finish in the sauce.*If the mixture gets too thick before the pasta is done, add up to 1 extra cup of broth or a splash of milk.
Make it cheesy + creamy
Turn off the heat. Add the shredded American cheese (1 cup) and cheddar (1 cup). Stir in the heavy cream (2–4 tablespoons) until the sauce is silky and extra creamy, and fully melted. (Adding cheese off the heat keeps the sauce from separating.)
Finish + serve
Taste and adjust seasoning if needed. Garnish with fresh parsley and serve warm.
Notes
Let the ketchup/mustard simmer for a minute on the beef. It helps cook out raw acidity and deepens that true cheeseburger flavor.
Add the macaroni last and stir really well. This ensures the noodles cook evenly and don’t clump at the bottom.
Don’t skip the resting time. Once the pot comes off the heat, the sauce thickens and becomes ultra-creamy.
Heavy cream makes this recipe fail-proof. Evaporated milk can curdle or taste tinny — heavy cream stays smooth and rich every time.
American cheese makes all the difference. Shreds melt instantly and help give that nostalgic cheeseburger-helper vibe… only 100x better.